Water Buffalo Song 
Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo,
yours is fast but mine is slow. 
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know,
but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store,
got his head stuck in the door,
spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh everybody's got a...


Archibald: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant!
What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo
when everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo?
Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!


Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...


Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but...


Archibald: Ahhhhh!! 

